. . . why so very, very merry? Is it purity of conscience, or your one-and-seven sherry?~ W.S. Gilbert
Tag: drinking
Expressions: Nov 2025 VI
T is for Temperance, Tremens, and Thirst. You get the last two if you don't have the first. ~ James Clarence Harvey
Expressions: Nov 2025 V
I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be crazy the rest of your life. ~ W. C. Fields, 1934
Expressions: Nov 2025 II
A dog will run up and lick your hand. No bottle will do that . . . If the whiskey ever starts licking your hand, I would advise you lay off it for a while, say five or ten minutes. ~ W. C. Fields
Expressions: Nov 2025 I
Our government land costs one dollar and twenty-five cents an acre, and good whiskey two dollars a bottle. How many men die landless who during their lives have swallowed whole townships — trees and all? ~ Author unknown, c.1878
